I think I am suffering from heat stroke.
I imagined going into a shop and buying a packet of crisps that looked like Buldak Hot Chicken noodles.
I imagined buying them and transporting them home with a feeling of great excitement.
I imagined opening the packet and being confronted by the most hideous looking crisps I have ever encountered.
I imagined putting one in my mouth and being revolted by the honey like sweetness, the faintest hint of chilli, and an almost imperceptible whiff of chicken.
I imagined thinking they tasted like a breakfast cereal.
I must have imagined it, because no one would make a snack so foul.
If they were real, this is what they would have looked like…
0/10
Hideous.
Up next, something palatable.